Posh Puppers Plating Up a Dish of Well Deserved Giggles

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    My bestie and I realizing we'll never have a midlife crisis cause our whole life is a crisis.
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    "Do you snowboard or skateboard?" No, we only charcuterie board.
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    We put the "hot" in psychotic.
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    "Hey girl, are you working?" "Yeah but I can quit, what's up?"
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    When you realize summer is right around the corner. Google how to lose 30 pounds in 1 second ALL VIDEOS SHOPPING NEWS IMAGES
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    I hate when people stare at me but I get it.
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    They say it takes a village. I believe it also takes a vineyard.
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    When you never need to worry about running into your exes cause they can't afford to be where you are.
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    If you relate to me please seek help immediately.
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    Sorry I just saw your text from last night are you guys still at the restaurant?
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    I can't believe I'm funny and good looking like where does it end?
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    The most important meal of the day is the one you skip before day drinking.
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    As per my last nervous breakdown...
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    This mimosa is about to go down like. a fat kid on a seesaw.
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    We are now taking invitations to get drunk on your patio. Book us early! PAGNE MOET & CHANDON IMPERIAL BRUT Dini WOE RIVE
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    All of our fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately so are the snacks. CASA MADER
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    wine (noun): The liquid that separates me from my mental breakdown. DO
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    It takes 10,000 hours to become an expert at something so let me know if you have any questions about day drinking and making bad decisions.
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    Budgeting tip of the day: All income is disposable income if you're fun and irresponsible.
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    How to best enjoy a kale salad: Throw it out. Order tacos.
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    Me with $3.67 in my bank account: "So what's the plan today guys?”
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    On this day, a queen was born.
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    Proud to say I've been 30 days sober! Not in a row or anything. Just over the years... it's a rough estimate.
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    When the waiter tells you tequila's not on the breakfast menu ... Splash splash your opinion is trash honey.
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